Here we go again. Beyonce was photographed wearing another form-fitting dress last night, once again leading mothers everywhere who carried a child to term, then had to raise the thing and try to get back in shape without the aid of an army of nannies and personal trainers to shout, "There's no way this b!tch just had a baby!"
I admit, it's hard to believe, but if she was really pulling off this crazy fake pregnancy con she's been accused of, you think she'd go out in public looking like this a couple months later? Beyonce is smart. If she was really worried about convincing us she'd been pregnant, she'd bury the surrogate in Central Park at night, find a 24-hour hot dog cart, then walk home when the sun came up, wearing sweats and looking bloated and exhausted.
Instead, there she is - impossibly flat stomach and all. This woman recently had a baby; she just happens to be superhuman. Let it go.
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